Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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