Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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