is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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