I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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