We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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