Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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