She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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