your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
