mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Boobs are out for the taking
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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