Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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