remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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