this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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