I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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