Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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