There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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