This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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