i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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