I should be sponsored by Trojan
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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