spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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