normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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