They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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