found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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