Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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