its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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