they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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