So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I understand Curling. That high.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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