East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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