She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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