Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My ATM looks so different sober.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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