Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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