sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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