is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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