It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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