He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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