Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She bit a glass in half.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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