why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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