Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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