I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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