i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
it glows. i had to have it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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