Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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