wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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