Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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