office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Naked. naked and bneed help.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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