im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
