I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
