she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
