Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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