OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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