My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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