chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
