I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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