There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
pray to the hookup gods
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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