After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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