If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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